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iPod Touch-ish iPod Touch-ish

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2009

Ohemgee!

That's hilarious. I have a Palm Pre and my boyfriend has a iPhucked. We pick on each other about our phones constantly.

TAKE THAT, st00pid iPhucked!

I HAVE ONE-UPPED.... for now. Sad face.

BTW, I like the clicky bit on the clock. Very funny.


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Windows AIDS Windows AIDS

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2009

HA!

Too true, darling, too true...

...AND YET I CONTINUE TO USE WINDOWS, WTFWTFWTFWTF????!!!!

Dubya tee eff.... mate?



Death Row Death Row

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 17, 2009

Awesome!

I loved the game, very cute and polished.

I freed him 5 days before execution and then 7 days before... couldn't do it faster than that... sad face. The "accidentally enrolled in flash game programming" was funny, so was the "I'm not a Harry Potter nerd!" comment when you try to make him read too much. The mini-games were simple and entertaining.

Definitely worth playing again... he didn't die on me... and I want to see if he gets cancer, lol!


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I Love Traffic I Love Traffic

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

WTF?!!!!

"THAT GUY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!" . . . as soon as I heard myself say that for the millionth time, I knew I loved this game.

I agree, make a level editor!

I don't mind the music, it's kinda cute, but THANK YOU for making a "mute" button. You don't know how many games with loud, obnoxious or stupid music (I don't care how long you spent on your neo-punk/techno/generic/retarded Music Generator) don't have a mute button.

Thanks!



Error Message Error Message

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

Ohemgee! Too cute!

That was so simple but it had me smiling/laughing the whole time. It only took about 10 minutes notwithstanding all the threats of "1 million clicks" haha.

*Claps* DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN! DANCE, LITTLE MONKEY, DANCE!



Pandemic II Pandemic II

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

Omg, I LOVE this game!

10/10 5/5

"Russia completely devoid of life" lol! Nice way to put it...

I played this like, 4 or 5 times and waited patiently whilst everyone gave each other my parasite! I shouldn't be happy about killing myself in such a horrible manner... but it was fun!

I'd like to see a more in-depth version, maybe play as an alien or mad scientist. You can develop a disease in a lab or something then release it and travel around the world infecting people or stopping vaccines from being created. Maybe have more than one virus/bacteria/parasite at a time. You could even play on the opposite side and try to stop a disease from being spread.

That would definitely be a game I'd buy!


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The Walls - Part Three The Walls - Part Three

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

UGH!

MUTE BUTTON, PLEASE.

That automatically gets a bad vote on my part, honestly.

I mean... come on... sound isn't integral to gameplay for this. Yeah, yeah, you worked hard or someone worked hard on the music... but, ugh.



Top Figures Top Figures

Rated 4 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

Great game

The only thing is the sound effects, I turned the music off but the sound effects were so loud and annoying (I put on headphones and listen to music while playing games) that I couldn't play it very long.



Unique Unique

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 16, 2009

Loved it!

Really great game, well-executed and slick.



Cosmic Crush Cosmic Crush

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 10, 2009

Great game!

Everything I would think that should be worked on has already been commented on: spacing of larger objects, maybe a mini-map, larger range of view.

I understand that you're supposed to take it kind of slow and wait to determine if you're being pulled by the gravitational force of a larger object but by the time you can see what you're being pulled by sometimes it's too late to get away.

Is it just me... or does the star look like an embryo?

Love the take on the usual collect/avoid game.


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